"A WOULD-BE shoplifter squirted her breast milk at a store detective when he tried to stop her pinching goods. The woman exposed her breasts, and fired away after being confronted at a Co-op store. The attack in Leicester is thought to be the latest in a trend in which theives try to get their DNA on security officers so they can accuse them of sexual attacks if caught. Graham Collins, of security company Citywatch, said "It started off with people picking their noses until they bled and then accusing staff of assault." Metro newspaper 26th September 2007

What IS the world coming to? It's madness I tells ya.